• Miracle! My toast just landed on the floor jam side up! I’m totally going to eat it. #

• Contemplating the intelligence of living in a climate that requires wearing socks. Socks sucks. #

Tomorrow is my first night in the ADVANCED level of ded ppl. That’s some pretty quick acceleration for me, to go from, “oh hai, I think I’m in the wrong building,” to, “I totally know where you went for dinner tonight because one of your dead relatives told me, and how was the lemonade with lavendar, by the way? because I’ve been wanting to try it for a while” in just a few years. Like, 2 years.

I’m nervous for tomorrow, but I think I have just realized why I was kind of creepy in elementary school.