Further to my earlier statement that Budweiser is not the name of a clothing line, I think it might be appropriate to also state that: NEITHER IS CORONA.

Another tip, for those who may be confused, is to NOT chase the waitress around the restaurant with your coffee mug when it’s empty. She will get to you when an appropriate amount of time has passed between refills.

A tip for restaurateurs: don’t let homeless, cracked-out-junkies in your busy restaurant. It’s bad for business.

This entry was posted on Monday, May 19th, 2008 at 7:42 pm and is filed under daily post.