A Girl’s Very, Very Official Review of Cloverfield
Sunday, January 20th, 2008So, you’re thinking about seeing Cloverfield, are you? Well. Let me give you some advice first. If you answer Yes to any of the following questions, it might not be the movie for you to see on the big screen:
- Are you thinking about going with a group of guys who are very excited about seeing the movie “Cloverfield” and want you to tag along even though you’ve never seen the trailer and only have a vague idea of what the movie is about, and frankly it doesn’t excite you that much anyway, but you think you should see it because, LOOK! the guys are so excited about it!
- Did playing Duke Nukem 3D or Doom II in high school make you nauseous?
- Has watching somebody’s shakily shot home video ever made you a little queasy?
- Does never, ever having an explanation for a movie’s only antagonist seem wrong to you?
If you find yourself nodding inwardly, or outwardly if you’re one of those types, to any of these questions, maybe you should opt for PS I Love You or 27 Dresses. I wish I had.
Time to take a Gravol.



